Chinese Wine!

Oooh, too much wine.

Listen here, Fat! When vinous baijiu starts flowing like the very water an engorged sausage-with-a-head like this resides within, the stank of the following hangover competes with that upstate prison flavor that makes your feet wet all night long. Just look at how cheap rice wine has demoralized this...manatee? Walrus? I don't know, but it has a fine soup strainer for a mustache.