Oh My Cod!

Whilst touring Beantown Boston, thus to collect only the finest baked beans for my dip, the horrible teeth of a red whitefish burst from the briny murk. "My beans!" I cried, as this D-licious ocean monster swiped all of my market-procured Fabaceaes. Not to worry, though, as there exist over 40,000 species of bean to choose from, albeit fewer than 40,000 are commercially available. But as I escaped the mouth of pure CODzilla by throwing my beans at its face as I walked underneath, I was foiled yet again in that the ramp to some kind of yacht was misleadingly not under this very aqueous fiend. It was to the right all along!