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White Salty Beaches

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The Caribbean? Hawaii? Some pacific paradise with that crystal-clear water and perfect beach? Nay, you foolish fool. It is none other than the wastelands of salty Utah giving off the image of pleasant exteriors. A dip in this water, saltier than the briny ocean itself, will produce dry skin and ocular irritation the likes of which you can't imagine. Rejoice in knowing that there are other locations in the world that offer such scenic beauty without the frigid temperatures and harsh conditions.
Image size
3648x2056px 2.87 MB
Make
SONY
Model
DSC-W170
Shutter Speed
10/6400 second
Aperture
F/8.0
Focal Length
5 mm
ISO Speed
100
Date Taken
Mar 25, 2010, 12:49:44 PM
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If only the frigid temperatures and harsh conditions were all that this hidden bathing spot had to offer prospective beachcombers, but there is much more. If you act now, you can travel to this wonderful vacation destination so that you can bask in all that it has to offer. Here are some of what you can expect.

Local Flora - Who wants to go somewhere that entails verdant greenery, or prismatic and pleasantly aromatic petal bearing plants? The trend now is to vacation amongst the hardiest plants on the planet, desert scrub brush and tumbleweeds. Yes, although not shown here or even in our travel brochures, visitors to this beach will be amongst the worlds best scrub brush, weed like brown things, and the lonely wandering tumbleweed.

Local Fauna - Dangers abound when you swim deeply in the reefs around Australia and less than savory beasts stalk you as you sunbathe should you opt for the crystalline blue waters surrounding South Africa, but these aren't going to concern you when you arrive at this wonderful beach. The only two things that really live here are the Seagulls and Brine Shrimp (think sea monkeys, no not the ads in the back of older comics, but the real ones that you would have if you had ordered from any of those older ads) and neither is truly dangerous to you, well, at least not physically. Oh, a word of caution. The brine shrimp create a, well, otherworldly aroma upon their demise, a smell that can take your breath away if you are near it or if the wind is just right and you reside in any nearby city/town/burg. It can peel paint.